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Post by Ape on Aug 24, 2010 7:26:35 GMT -5
Rick wondered at the name, so interesting and unique! It almost made him disappointed to follow it with his own. "...I'm Rick" he mumbled as he shrugged his shoulders.
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Post by Ape on Aug 16, 2010 16:52:25 GMT -5
Nova: So, are you hitting on me now?
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Post by Ape on Aug 16, 2010 16:47:51 GMT -5
Rick shrugged noncommittally, unsure of what to say. "So...what's your name?" he said as his eyes darted everywhere except in the girl's direction.
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Post by Ape on Aug 16, 2010 16:36:17 GMT -5
Ape - Yeah, that's why I said to go to a big city. *bops* *ahem* Ohio, remember? "Big city" here just means "a whole city with only a 4-5 cattle ranges."
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Post by Ape on Aug 15, 2010 14:02:14 GMT -5
Grrr, I keep doing that! I'm used to HTML... >_<
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Post by Ape on Aug 15, 2010 14:00:55 GMT -5
I think I understand Pinata's obsession... Nova: Can't. Small town. Only rednecks and whatnot around here. No neon green lipstick.
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Post by Ape on Aug 15, 2010 7:04:13 GMT -5
Neon green lipstick sounds awesome! Sugar and poison voices sound lovely. How come I don't know people like this in person!?
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Post by Ape on Aug 15, 2010 7:01:57 GMT -5
Oh! Right, I didn't even notice that! "Leave" was a typo, it was supposed to be 'love.' I love me a good cholera outbreak. Haha, sorry...I didn't even catch it when I read the quote. I'm going blonde*, I think. *I mean blind! Edit: Fixed code-related shortcomings!
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Post by Ape on Aug 14, 2010 20:53:33 GMT -5
Rick looked up in surprise when the lady spoke to him. Despite how fast his head jerked up, his eyes lingered on her breasts for the merest millisecond before moving to her eyes. He wanted to kick himself again, he thought it was a sign of weakness, to be lured such, but he was so...inexperienced, with girls.
He realized he was staring before spluttering his response. "Oh, ummm, I guess...I mean, it's not very complex poetry...and..." Ricks mind was racing, "Ummm, well, most people think it's Frost's worst work, but...I like it."
Rick didn't know what else to say. Her beauty had him flustered, and he was all the angrier for it. The past several minutes had been an emotional roller coaster ride for him...although the anger was still prevalent. It always was.
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Post by Ape on Aug 14, 2010 20:25:39 GMT -5
Why thank you, Pinata. Now tell me how much you like my eyes. (Creepy enough for you, Rosy? ) Nova: Green...as in, NEON green? ...that sounds kind of cool, actually.
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Post by Ape on Aug 14, 2010 20:22:05 GMT -5
Nope! One of the best books I read last year was The Ghost Map by Steven Johnson. Amazing nonfiction about one of the Cholera outbreaks in Victorian London. Of course, Cholera < Ebola, but still...
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Post by Ape on Aug 7, 2010 15:32:36 GMT -5
Rick sat hunched over his desk, his head downturned, angry at himself for being so docile. He just wanted to punch something. He raised his head and glared at the back of the pretty woman's head. Females, they'd be the death of him.
She turned her head suddenly, glancing back in his direction, and winked at him. His mind reeled at the unfathomable act. She was stunning, really, he realized it even though he was pissed at her. He pretended not to notice the heat in his cheeks - WAS HE BLUSHING? In this heightened state of awareness, he realized that it was the cute girl behind him that she was winking at, not him. Rick was infuriated with himself, and literally kicked himself for being so foolish. He shook his head, disgusted with this horrible day, and reopened <i>A Boy's Will</i> by Robert Frost, desperately craving its calming effects.
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Post by Ape on Aug 6, 2010 6:37:24 GMT -5
I dunno Eldae, sounds like you wouldn't be very good at it if the cops are onto you so early.
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Post by Ape on Aug 5, 2010 13:39:53 GMT -5
Sounds like too much work to me. B-b-bu-but I'm w-worth the effort!! *bursts into tears from his lack of stalkers* Ow.
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Post by Ape on Aug 5, 2010 6:53:15 GMT -5
Hey! What about how I used to stalk myself? You think you're better than me? Huh? HUH?! No no no, it's just creepier when guys do it. Yes, I want to hear phantom footsteps when I walk outside at night, I want suspicious cars with dark tinted windows to follow me everywhere, I want random phone calls in the middle of the day with werid breathing noises on the other line, and and I want creepy letters and objects (symbolic statuettes and feminine underwear?) left in my bedroom when I leave the house. Is that too much to ask?
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