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Post by knightc3 on Mar 24, 2008 17:15:02 GMT -5
Since I can only tell you about events a day ahead of you, I will make sure to mention when you met Kait, the day before. (Hmm, hope that makes sense ) Psst, Kait, you gotta tell me first so I can pass along the info and not look like a fake "fortune" teller
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Post by Prime on Mar 24, 2008 17:56:15 GMT -5
I am most certainly not a clone. Firstly, I can't really say that I like her eye's OR her hair. Not that they don't suit you well Kait, but I myself find myself more attracted to grey or green eye'd woman, and a lighter colored hair. For reasons that I will not explain due to the traumatization factor. Also, usually I would not be so tactless as to say, 'tits'. However, I don't know her exactly measurments and if I did that'd be even more perverted.
And finally, I'm not a tit man myself. In fact, I think anything over a large B cup is potential agony to my GF's back and my wallet when I end up having to take her to the chiropractor. However, for whatever reason, most men seem to pop a stiffy and go insane like they were condition to be drooling idiots whenever large breasts are mentioned, and I'd like to be able to compliment Kait freely without being accused of wanting to *ahem* crawl in the sack with her. Not, it seems, that I'll ever escape that. Which seems as though, if looked at in the correct light, the highest compliment of all. Than no one can believe that I DON'T want to.
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Post by Ze on Mar 24, 2008 18:28:47 GMT -5
Prime... you need to relax more. you were called a clone cause you're another who keeps saying Kait's attractive. they're just jokin. relax.
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Post by Kait on Mar 24, 2008 18:37:46 GMT -5
Uh... gee... thanks, Prime... -_-
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Post by Prime on Mar 24, 2008 20:55:05 GMT -5
Sweet, I managed to compliment her AND make her uncomfortable at the same time.
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Post by The Mammoth on Mar 24, 2008 21:45:34 GMT -5
Not only was i just joking when I called you a clone, Prime, i am joking when i tease ya for trying to hard. The reason we tease you about wanting to jump in the sack with her is because you're ALMOST as enthusiastic as Pinata... who I'm pretty sure DOES wanna jump in the sack with her.
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Post by Fionn Mac Cumhaill on Mar 24, 2008 22:35:33 GMT -5
@ Pinata: What, didn't expect me to look as though I had jumped out of Beowulf?
@ Swytchblayd: Your hair, face, and glasses kind of remind me of Mitch Hedberg, if you know who that is.
Also, through this whole mess of a thread, I think The Mammoth has some of the best replies I've read. Just throwin' that out there.
I like Kait's hair, but I like Ze's hair coloring better. Picture threads are weird.
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Post by The Mammoth on Mar 24, 2008 23:49:54 GMT -5
Thank you, and picture threads are a BLAST
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Post by Prime on Mar 25, 2008 0:10:12 GMT -5
Lol, once again, I know you jest. I wish I could post in a 'sarcasm' font.
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Post by The Mammoth on Mar 25, 2008 2:43:30 GMT -5
Oh, i am not joking. Picture threads are ALWAYS A riot
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Post by Ze on Mar 25, 2008 6:39:52 GMT -5
whoo hoo, hair color compliment.
oh, andnice Beowulf reference. really good book.
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Post by piñata on Mar 25, 2008 10:25:13 GMT -5
@fionn: Exactly. After all the references you've made to being a nerd, I at least expected glasses. @mammoth: Take it easy. By saying tact was a form of dishonesty and cowardice, I wasn't making a personal attack against you (you strike me as a rather honest and brave fellow, in fact, and I'm surprised you took my gross generalization so personally). I was simply stating that people should be more honest with each other, say how they really feel, all that jazz. I myself am a very blunt person, and proud of it because I don't waste my time or other people's on things like manners or diplomacy. Of course, I get criticized a lot for being so outspoken, but if I tried to please everybody I'd just be a whore. I know my comments on this subject sound harsh, and that's because I'm trying to make the point that it's okay to be harsh. So let's not let this thread disintegrate into another fight. Opinions aren't that important, because while I believe in my right to express mine (and everyone else's right to express theirs), I also believe that people's opinions should be respected even when they're different, and that we shouldn't try to change each other's viewpoints. Forcing an opinion (religion's a good example, as it happens a lot) on another person against their will is a crime against that person, at least as bad as if not worse than a physical assault. So let's not let an argument develop out of this. Also, I'm not going to insert a creepy comment about what I'd like to do with Kait's hair here. I was actually going to offer her alternatives, because she's got other nice features too (lips, legs, skin) and needs to know about them. And yes, for the record I do want to sleep with her, but only if she initiates proceedings. Moving too fast sexually leads to moving too fast in the relationship in general, and I don't want to wind up married before I'm ready for it (if indeed my views on marriage ever change, as I'm against the concept right now). In fact, even if we meet in real life and become close friends, Kait and I are hardly made for each other. We agree on a lot, but our heads are definitely in different places. At the moment, I'm looking for a woman who will let me pursue other partners, and that's definitely not Kait. Doesn't change the fact that I'm very deeply in love with her, but it presents certain obstacles. I hope this excessively long post sets the big ten-inch record straight. Points to anyone who gets the musical reference.
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Post by Fionn Mac Cumhaill on Mar 25, 2008 14:56:56 GMT -5
@ Ze: I like uniquely colored hair. I was going to dye mine green a while back, but my 'rents essentially threatened to disown me. Also, I really loved Beowulf. I have a translation of it by one of my favorite poets (Seamus Heaney). I read a lot of epics. Which lead to me doing trying to be "epic" as well. @_@
@ Pinata: Sorry, no glasses! I'm the only one in my family without them, actually. I got the good eyes. I prefer to display my nerdiness in other, non-glasses related ways.
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Post by Ze on Mar 25, 2008 15:55:58 GMT -5
I want my entire head blue, but my parents are almost the same.
After dyeing red for awhile, I went down to 'Bama and put blue streaks in, asked my mom. my parents have now conceded to let me do streaks, but I can't do my entire head. but slowly.. I put more and more color in... ^^
and I loved Beowulf. My brother bought me a full translated version, silver book, and it had all this extra features in it. it explained the weaponry, time period, symbols, and even had reference stories, like Cain and Abel.
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Post by The Mammoth on Mar 28, 2008 14:28:42 GMT -5
Okay, this thread has gotten a bit off topic. MORE PICTURES.
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